Partners in Crime

There’s a new couple at work . Lets call them Ms Coochie Coo and Mr. Ravana. Coochie Coo is coochie coo ‘cause she’s extremely pretty and she has guys wrapped around her Ujala white chiffon duppatta. Ravana walks like , well Ravana

Yes , you are right. Being in the software industry kills your grey cells (Not that that's a prerequisite for you to get in but oh well , the point is they get killed if they were present , you know , being in this pair of braces reminds me of the underpass that runs between platforms in the railway station , no , I don't mean it in the smell way, but the being in it way … choke time to get out ) Hmm … fresh air. Ok , so where were we? .Yeeees , CC and R have been spotted in various questionable circumstances , to elaborate , who in the world would take a flight of stairs from the Ground floor to the Basement? See? You’re thinking someone who works in the G Floor? N-Uuh! They both work in the floors above ! Tis the hour of twilight , tis the hour when Mata Caterers serve yesterdays Bhajjis as snacks , Tis the hour of moonlight ! All soft and still and fair!

Tis the time to coochiecoo under the stairway!

Remember that episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S in which Phoebe pretends she has a crush on Chandler ‘cause Chandler and Monica are hiding it from everybody else? Whats a serial if you don't imbibe something from it , eh? I ask of you

So now , SRC and I are giving Ravan a lot of coy smiles.

*Coy smile*

*giggle*

*Coy Smile*

It so happens that Ms CC is SRC’s car pool friend.

SRC: *Sweet Smile*

CC: *Sweeter Smile*

SRC:*Why isn’t she mad at me smile*

CC:*Guess who else watches F.R.I.E.N.D.S smile*

The world in a cube

My friend SRC has spent the last week trying to convince a russian that her name happens to be S , she even signs off as S in big black and bold. And yet somehow..



SRC :"Hi Rai (or Chatterjee?),
RM says: wow
RM says: she wrote that?
SRC :very soon i'd rather sign off as Rai
SRC:a certain Cynthia watever!
SRC:bah!
RMsays:bah
SRC says:how mean wud it be if i replied to her and addressed her as 'Hi watever'
RM says:send her some abuses...
RMsays:"hi WTH"
SRC:she might not follow
SRC:she's russian i guess
RM says:send her a link
SRC:her designation is "Software Entwicklungsingenieur"
RM says:if shes that dumb mebbe u shudnt mail her queries?

A little while later SRC mailed an almost diabetic mail that went "Dear Cynthia... Just to clarify.."

Yeah yeah , we Indians are adaptable and never take offense and all that ... little do people know what conspires on the IM...

Weekday musing

For all those of who spent sleepless nights over how my first day at a new work place would go(*Beams around*) , we have done you proud! It went really well , people .Nice place , Warm people , wonderful coffee , God's in his heaven , all's right with the world!

I decided to decorate my cubicle with all kinds of stuff that my friends gifted me .


Item # 1 : Confused Ganeshu
Gifted to me by Vi.This little Ganeshu can make the hardest of hearts melt.It looks at you with such sorrowful eyes(Rather likes its blaming you for its twisted trunk)
Note to self : Item to be thrust into the manager's face whenever aforementioned self in trouble






Item # 2 :Enchanted Cup
Also gifted to me by Vi.
It reads
"Take a sip from this enchanted cup
And make a wish for yourself,
If all else fails ,
There is a wish
Just a messenger click away!"

Which summarizes all our pre-coffee , pre/post lunch , pre-dinner chats et all.Beautifully penned and even more wonderful to have :).

Some other wonderful things adorning my cubicle- A pink pen stand from Akki , A Sai Baba table piece gifted by Altoid , and then , what do you know , My Mom's greatest gift to mankind -ME!

Although , the ride to here is probably the beetle in the icing(now I'm inventing idioms yoohoo!).I simply HAVE to leave home at 8:30 AM , which would mean I would have to get up by 6 , hit the gym ,return by 730 and set off at the aforementioned time(You will find this word a lot in my posts , I simply adore it , sounds intellectual and Victorian at the same time!)